A bitch a mom now, yeet
I feel like I do not have any friends. I have some, but they have their own lives nstuff. I get a weekend to myself a few times a month and I just spend it alone at home. I’ve never felt this lonely.
Just wanted to vent and tell someone.
why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that’s enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.
I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.
bro i can’t come to the phone right now, neptune has a moon that shines like a star.
honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over
why is my brother watching a theory video claiming that the grubhub commercials and jimmy neutron are in the same universe
in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions
she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS